somebody fight my pokemon team

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kingkrookodile:

i was speaking to a customer in Japanese once at work and my coworker overheard me and later in the break room he said to our other coworkers “man Andrew was over there speakin Naruto”

tastefullyoffensive:

snail snail snail snail snail [x]

tastefullyoffensive:

snail snail snail snail snail [x]

sharpslut:

i wish people had crushes on me 

(Source: 13hr)

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can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

pastperspectives:

guys… it’s a palm tree.

NO

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  1. Camera: Nikon D3000
  2. Aperture: f/5.6
  3. Exposure: 1/30th
  4. Focal Length: 48mm

unprincessleah:

thor-oughly-amused:

nietzscheisdead:

i love practical jokes that inconvenience overworked underpaid wage laborers, why doesnt everyone be an ass to get notes on tumblr 

I am one of those overworked, underpaid wage laborers, but if I came across this in the mystery section at my store, I’d probably just sit on the floor and laugh for a good twenty minutes before they sent ‘the crazy one’ home.

This is fucking brilliant

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barricadefairytales:

fidefortitude:

isenseanunquenchablethirst:

is this what responsibilities look like

can i just

so bill nighy was wearing a motion capture suit and screaming at johnny depp

and johnny depp had to scream back

without either of them laughing

just imagine that. two grown men, one in pyjamas with balls on his face, and the other in a pirate costume, screaming at the top of their lungs at each other

acting

(Source: sothoros)