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omgtsn:

officialprincewilliam:

are you sick of washing your underpants every goddamned week? i should fucking hope so what a pain in the ass. wouldn’t you like to just not worry about washing your grimy undies for a whole shitstain-free year? well stick a dryer sheet up my butt because you’re in luck. for just 4,000 motherfucking dollars you can forget about touching that ass-cloth for 365 glorious days. every day is a fresh new day for your hairy butt cheeks. and once 2015 rolls around, you’ll have a years worth of dirty underwear to wash you piece of shit.

did cr1tikal write this review

(Source: officialprincewilliam)

assholuke:

those tumblr mutuals you rlly want to be friends with but are too cool for you

triisoup:

Goodbye Dedede
triisoup:

Goodbye Dedede
triisoup:

Goodbye Dedede
triisoup:

Goodbye Dedede
triisoup:

Goodbye Dedede
triisoup:

Goodbye Dedede
triisoup:

Goodbye Dedede
triisoup:

Goodbye Dedede

triisoup:

Goodbye Dedede

(Source: dededeman)

leoneabbacchio:

videogamedad:

flummoxecl:

videogamedad:

takingbackfundaes:

videogamedad:

leoneabbacchio:

skeletons are shitty fucking idiots

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how is it a skeleton but has fleshy hands

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where the fuck do you even find these pictures

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STOP IT

(Source: zamagi)

alycs:

alycs:

So today as a prank I made a sheet music print out of Miley Cyrus’ Wrecking Ball but replaced the name with “Christmas Time Meditation” and deleted the words and I’m going to put it in the with church music and see if the pianist notices.

He noticed and I can now add “Yelled at by two priests at once” to my list of accomplishments

(Source: shinjiikari)

uwu:

i was in a bad mood but this thing i drew like a month ago still makes me laugh every time i see it so im reposting it just for u

uwu:

i was in a bad mood but this thing i drew like a month ago still makes me laugh every time i see it so im reposting it just for u